I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
- Mitch Hedberg
- Mitch Hedberg
The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.
- Daniel Webster
- Daniel Webster
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
- Christopher Hampton
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
"You know you've found love When you look in their eyes And find yourself." Monique Patton
"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it". The Bible, Song of Solomon 8:7 (Alternate translation: "Many waters are not able to quench love, nor can the rivers flood it away.")
- Christopher Hampton
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
"You know you've found love When you look in their eyes And find yourself." Monique Patton
"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it". The Bible, Song of Solomon 8:7 (Alternate translation: "Many waters are not able to quench love, nor can the rivers flood it away.")
